My house is right next to a graveyard and consequently when the moon is full, and the dogs start howling I often hear strange scratchings and scufflings and the room temperature drops until I can see my breath. Last year, with Halloween just round the corner, I decided it was time to order a Vampire Killer Starter Pack.
Vampire Killer Starter Pack
I’ve got my Vampire Killer Starter Pack
Straight to my door, there’s no going back.
I’ve got my:
Garlic – to be worn in cloves or eaten in
copious quantities before the horror begins.
If the vamp’s get up close and far too personal,
Huffffffff all over ’em.
Stakes, wooden – come in packs of six.
Cross, Star or Crescent – depending on your
religious inclination – if inclined.
Crow-bar – to lever open coffin lids.
Night-sight goggles for down in the crypt.
See them before they see…
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