The Henry Brothers' Jim Jam Slam

My house is right next to a graveyard and consequently when the moon is full, and the dogs start howling I often hear strange scratchings and scufflings and the room temperature drops until I can see my breath. Last year, with Halloween just round the corner,  I decided it was time to order a Vampire Killer Starter Pack.

Vampire Killer Starter Pack

I’ve got my Vampire Killer Starter Pack
Straight to my door, there’s no going back.
I’ve got my:
Garlic – to be worn in cloves or eaten in
copious quantities before the horror begins.
If the vamp’s get up close and far too personal,
Huffffffff all over ’em.
Stakes, wooden – come in packs of six.
Cross, Star or Crescent – depending on your
religious inclination – if inclined.
Crow-bar – to lever open coffin lids.
Night-sight goggles for down in the crypt.
See them before they see…

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About The Henry Brothers

We are English teachers involved in ELT publishing in Turkey, and also touring the country giving workshops and presentations to English teachers, mainly on the use of poetry, storytelling and other lively activities in the classroom. We can be contacted by e-mail to istanbuljohnm@hotmail.co.uk.
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